May 2012
138 posts
May 31st
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Everyone say happy birthday to Teesha ♥
h1llarydang: I hope you have an amazing day babygirl. I miss you so much :(. Hope all your wishes come true and let nothing negative come in today! <3333333 http://xteeshaaa.tumblr.com/  http://xteeshaaa.tumblr.com/ http://xteeshaaa.tumblr.com/ wish her a happybirthday guys! 
May 31st
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Me: I saw a piece of shit on the sidewalk and I thought of you.
May 31st
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I’m pretty sure everyone in their lifetime has recorded themselves singing.
May 31st
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Black person: Chinese, Vietnamese, Filipino, same shit.
Asian person: African, Dominican, Somalian, same shit.
White person: 3 different types of vanilla baby
May 31st
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Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due by friday
May 31st
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May 31st
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i sleep a lot faster when i’m on the phone with someone
May 30th
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me: LETS PLAY BASKETBALL
susan: ok. ill dunk on u
me: u will win by default
susan: my vagina will be in ur face when i jump
me: OMFG
May 30th
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lettuce skype xsusaaan aye
May 30th
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me: dude, i'm starving
kids in africa: same
May 30th
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May 29th
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I like nick jonas cause he has diabetes  he’s just that sweet
May 29th
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May 29th
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whats crackin 　
May 29th
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May 29th
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who’s down to pull an allnighter with me tonight #noone
May 29th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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teapayne: If I was a fruit I would be a pumpkin I wouldn’t mind getting smashed every year
May 29th
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Listeneelizabethkim: Payphone - Girl Cover
May 28th
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Remember when this annoying little bitch was all...
May 28th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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“God bless your fucking soul, you buddhist.”
May 28th
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May 28th
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Okay you know what, fuck it I’m turning into a reblog blog holler
May 28th
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person: i used to like you
me: what the fuck made you stop
May 28th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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my grandma’s a virgin
May 27th
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I don’t understand how cutting yourself is relieving for yourself. man, even if i get a paper cut, i cry my eyes out.
May 27th
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May 27th
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May 26th
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I remember in 8th grade, this girl said her hair was too healthy So she wet her hair, and straightened it. Now her head looks like a dead monkey taking a nap in her naps. ya feel me yo yo yo wiki wiki woo
May 26th
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thatsmoderatelyraven: beyoncebeytwice: cant wait for razr phones to make a comeback i didnt know they left
May 26th
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jeffrey-cruz: I wonder what people from school think of me when they’re following me on Tumblr. They probably think I’m a little bitch just because my blog is a text blog and they have shitty ass picture blogs.
May 26th
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May 26th
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Susan is.....?
May 23rd
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tbh, when i first saw “ofwgkta” i thought it was literally pronounced off-wigg-kah-tah
May 23rd
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we were in @kimjohanssons tc
susan: KIM ILY
kim: what the fuck is that niggas coming in here saying i love you and shit
May 23rd
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I’m actually pretty excited that schools almost coming to an end!!!! But ending this school year with the grades I have now is a no bueno. ):
May 23rd
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Hey mom, when your friends talk to you about their kids, aren’t you suppose to say good things about me instead of the bad things. Gosh mom, ruining my reputation. You just don’t understand
May 22nd
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Girls overreact...
Guy: Oh sweet this is a nice picture of us, can i post it?
Girl: OMG NO I HAVE A SPLIT END CAN YOU NOT SEE IT OMG DON'T POST IT MY LIFE WILL BE RUINED.
May 21st
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Dear Mr. Royal Hampton, I AM A WHITE WOMEN IN AMERICA
May 21st
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May 20th
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May 20th
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Why do ants exist why. man why
May 20th
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